Hugs and Pullups will be performing at the Detroit Improv Festival this weekend (August 11th at 9:00 PM at Go! Comedy). It’s going to be magical!
If you live near, around, in, the greater Detroit area come out to see some wonderful comedy this weekend, you won’t be disappointed!
If WE have this much fun, imagine how much fun YOU will have when you come see us perform!*
*Limp Bizkit related shows not guaranteed. Always possible, but never guaranteed.
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The second installment of the riveting Limp Bizkit tribute series!
What pearls of wisdom will Joe and Meg impart today?
Why did Raffi need to call the White House AND Beijing on his cellular bananular phone?
EXPLAIN YOUR POLITICAL MOTIVES, RAFFI!
On my walk to work today, a bird hit me in the head.
Fabio and I need to start a support group.
First they found bin Laden.
Now they found Whitey Bulger.
Waldo, you’re f-ed.
“Hypnotize” by Notorious B.I.G., though a groundbreaking hip-hop song, will forever be burned into my brain as the song that made a 12-year-old me ask my mother what a ménage à trois was.
Big ups to Biggie for that special family moment.
Extra thanks to my middle school’s sex ed program for ill-preparing me for rap lyrics.
I’ve always wanted to be a politician, but it sounds like way too much work to keep up with the required extramarital affairs.
Sheesh, I don’t have time for that.
It’s too much commitment to be uncommitted.
Hugs and Pullups is holding a press conference to prove that we were born in Chicago.
You know, for when we run for president.
Damn comedy birthers always breathing down our necks.
