Long has been the claim of many friends and family that the 5 second rule should apply to food and drink dropped on the floor (e.g. you can eat the food/drink if it’s on the floor less than 5 seconds).
If you read the Chicago Tribune Article (http://www.chicagotribune.com/health/ct-talk-five-second-rule-20100714,0,1514264.story) it indicates that one may be able to eat off the floor. I think this article is propaganda to lull us into a calm sense of food safety.
Go ahead and follow the five second rule. I don’t know about you, but do you want to take the chance of getting cancer, a heart attack, or even stroke just because you wanted to save a few dollars and eat food on the floor. That’s where I draw the line.
We have zero association with the French, but so help me, I love a mustachiod dog in a beret! Come see HnP perform along with the talented Alan Jr. and Chastity Gambler! 10:30 pm. Donny’s Skybox. Only $10. Only THREE opportunities left to see us rock out at Donny’s! 
Happy Jan Hus Day, Czech HnP fans!… Wait, that’s the day a religious reformer burned at the stake? Buzzkill national holiday, Czech Republic. Buzzkill.
Do I think the Russian spy ring bust will help Angelina Jolie’s new movie? Nope. Do I think media incessantly debating that question will? Yup.
Hugs and Pullups: Chicago-based improv troupe or elaborate Russian spy ring? You decide. Donny’s Skybox. Tonight. 10:30pm. $10. Either way, you’re in for one hell of a show.
Come see HnP as we begin our run at Donny’s Skybox TONIGHT! 1616 N. Wells St. THURSDAYS 10:30 pm. $10.
Click on the link in this post to see our blurb in TimeOut Chicago!
So… I was thinking something like… “Dun… dun dundun daaaah!, dun dun awah awah awah… (then the kettle drums crecendo in)… BUM BUM BUM da da da da BUM!”
Think Vivaldi’s “Summertime” of “The Four Seasons” meets the guitar solo from Free Bird.
What do you think?
