In my defense…

Ok so here’s the deal. So maybe I don’t know what Phil does for a living. So maybe we’ve known each other for over a year. So maybe I see him 3-4 times a week. What’s your point?

The fact of the matter is: I like to keep Phil Buuck a mystery man! I had a revelation one day (months and and months and months ago) when I realized I had no clue what his job is. It was at that moment that I decided to make it my personal goal to keep Philip Buuck the enigmatic entity I’d previously thought.

Every time someone starts to give a hint I aggressively shush them as if they are about to tell me Bruce Willis is really a ghost. Jared grins. Vabs giggles. Thus, the charade grows! (Sidebar, is Phil really a ghost?)

I swear I’m not a bad friend. I’m just a mystery-loving, thrill-seeking, enigma-endorsing gal.

Plus I never asked him.

Maybe I don’t have a job after all…

I recently discovered that Meg, despite knowing me for a year, has absolutely no idea what I do for income.  Do I work in an office?  A restaurant?  A hot dog stand?  Who knows…

Well, I accidentally gave her a hint the other night, but still haven’t said exactly.  If anyone has any ideas as to what I should imply to Meg that I do for a living, then please let me know in a comment.

Oh, and if Meg is reading this, please disregard.

Still hung over from too many tequila shooters with Mom yesterday? Kick back & relax with an HnP show TONIGHT @10pm at The Playground! Only $5!

Happy Mothers Day from HnP!

Look, we like our moms.  They’re pretty awesome for putting up with our garbage from day 1, and we appreciate that.  Well, most of us do.  Brian would probably get defensive and say he was the perfect child.  I wasn’t there, couldn’t say.

But listen, your mom needs a break.  She works hard.  She cleans.  She cooks.  She waits until everyone is asleep before breaking open the hootch.  And you should do something nice for her.  She deserves all the hugs and pullups in the world.

And what a better way to start with the 7 members of Hugs and Pullups as we open for Williams and Martinez at the Playground Theater tomorrow night at 10pm?  In fact, let me say right now that if you bring your mother, and you introduce us before the show, we’ll reciprocate by taking her out for a beer afterwards.  Our treat.  It won’t get weird… unless you want it to.

See you there!

Isabella Rossellini

Isabella eeked out as the most popular name of 2009… you win this round, Rossellini. You Italian seductress, you.

David Crosby

The guy on my morning train commute is a David Crosby lookalike. Minus the raging drug habit and fathering of Melissa Etheridge’s children

NYC, here we… come?

Well, last night was probably THE busiest night of HnP’s life so far.  It involved a three step mission that will potentially end with us being invited to New York City for the Del Close Marathon July 30-Aug 1, which is a NON-STOP improv show from Friday afternoon to Sunday afternoon, put on by the Upright Citizens’ Brigade each year in honor of Del Close, father of modern improv.

Step 1 involved our rehearsal as usual, beginning with some solid character training, followed by us doing scenes while sitting in an improvised car (aka Shotgun, for all you improv nerds reading this).  Highlight of the night was Jared playing a cross between Foghorn Leghorn and Colonel Sanders, with Meg being his dutiful (and equally stutter-y) wife.  It’s not often we do super quirky shows, but when we do them… it’s weird.

Step 2 involved our first formal photo shoot, headed by none other than Mrs. Felicity Vabulas herself!  She’s like our ninja fan, she stealthily enters the scene to watch our shows or take photos, is super supportive and awesome, and then is content to fade back into the ether while we celebrate.  Oh, and she made birthday cupcakes for both Joe and me too, which pretty much makes her my favorite person right now.

I know that Lindsay is our professional photographer (her daily updated photo blog is here) but sadly, she had to perform her Monday night show, Williams and Martinez, during this time.  So we missed you Lindsay, but still… I got cupcakes haha.

Highlight of this phase: Meg growing 4 inches in the heels she borrowed, and then randomly losing her balance since she was so unused to them.

To close the night out with Part 3 we went over our submission for the Del Close Marathon, and I gotta tell you, it was classic Madmen.  We’re sitting around in formal attire, tired and stressed by the end, going over everything we’ve typed up, checking, double-checking, then going back again at the end and doing it all over.  All we were missing was hard liquor.  Next time guys.

So we may very well end up in NYC over the summer, which would be great, as it’s been 3 whole years since I moved from there.  The time really flies, it’s still hard to believe for me sometimes.  I miss my friends out there, and I’d love an opportunity to see them again, and show them why exactly I left.

That’s all for now guys!  If you want to hear the news as soon as we get it, follow us on Twitter or become our Facebook friend.  You’ll get the latest news, or maybe you’ll just get Brian making things up cause he’s in a meeting that’s going way to long.  Either way, it’ll make you LOL at work and your boss will look at you threateningly.

Updates

I know its been awhile since HnP has posted anything, so I figured on taking this opportunity to let our fans know that we are hard at work rehearsing, gearing up for Improv Festival Season, and planning out our schedule so that we can give maximum HnP during those long boring summer months. Keep the Faith, we’ll be performing soon! Also, we are all featured in the iO Sunday show, April 25th, 7, 8, and 9PM! Its the last week for it, and theres a dance party afterwards!