Special guests and special friends (not THAT kind of “special friend”… sickos) Shoelace Academy and Boom Boom Washington perform with us tonight, 11:00pm at Second Stage Theatre (Sheffield and Clark)! Only $5!
What an ultra awesome way to kick off our run! Good friends, great improv, and scary things*!
*Scary things not included. Audience must provide the fear**.
**So help me God, if we end up with 30 copies of “Fear” starring Mark Wahlberg, I’m gonna be real pissed.
I wonder if duck presidents have a lame human administration period?
Which of these men is HnP improviser Joe Von Bokern and which is leader of the Brooklyn Newsies, Spot Conlon?
The world may never know.
I was wearing headphones at work today.
My co-worker said something and I thought he was addressing me.
Me: “What do you need?”
Co-worker: “Did you confuse your name with the hook from ‘Don’t Stop Believing’?”
I guess I’m self-centered?
I hereby challenge Chicago-based comedy troupe, Octavarius, to a Fast Food Throwdown of epic cheese proportion. Friendly’s Restaurant Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt. No, your eyes do not deceive. That is a hamburger encased in TWO grilled cheese sandwiches.
Our friends Octavarius have a “Fast Food Quest,” whereby they find the most preposterous meal endorsed by human beings and embark on a pilgrimage to consume it.
As a native New Englander, Friendly’s is a neighborhood stable. The ridiculousness of the BurgerMelt, however, is not.
I proclaim three challenges to Octavarius:
1) Locate a Friendly’s Restaurant in the Midwest.
2) Consume the Grilled Cheese BurgerMelt.
3) Do not die when completing either Challenge #1 or Challenge #2
Also, I want photos.
I’ll be waiting. And also eating a spinach salad from Whole Foods because just typing this post makes me ache for an antacid.
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Note to self: Just because I wear reading glasses outside does not make them sunglasses. People can see me staring at them.
Someone somewhere once decided, “Hey, Spring Break Shark Attack sounds like a great plot to a movie.”
My film degree did not prepare me.
We have zero association with the French, but so help me, I love a mustachiod dog in a beret! Come see HnP perform along with the talented Alan Jr. and Chastity Gambler! 10:30 pm. Donny’s Skybox. Only $10. Only THREE opportunities left to see us rock out at Donny’s! 
Happy Jan Hus Day, Czech HnP fans!… Wait, that’s the day a religious reformer burned at the stake? Buzzkill national holiday, Czech Republic. Buzzkill.
Do I think the Russian spy ring bust will help Angelina Jolie’s new movie? Nope. Do I think media incessantly debating that question will? Yup.
